Holiday Of A Lifetime
Part 1 - Seahouses Bay
- Cover
- 1 - Dysfunctionality
- 2 - Rude Awakening
- 3 - Financial Wrongs
- 4 - Ticket to Where?
- 5 - Smooching with Woo-Who?
- 6 - Passports Please
- 7 - New Arrivals
- 8 - Xavier
Part 2 - Isla del Granita
- 9 - Work It, Own It
- 10 - Strange Stirrings
- 11 - Retail Therapy
- 12 - Dinner for One
- 13 - Xavier
- 14 - Skinny Dipping
- 15 - Xavier
- 16 - Culture and Cuisine
- 17 - Xavier
- 18 - Biscotti Bliss
- 19 - Xavier
- 20 - Morning Sickness
- 21 - Smugglers' Bay
- 22 - Xavier
- 23 - It's Not the Fall ...
- 24 - Xavier
- 25 - Not That Kind of Girl
- 26 - Xavier
- 27 - Smugglers' Cove
- 28 - That Kind of Girl
- 29 - Demons
- 30 - Storm Clouds
Part 3 - Westhouses
Part 4 - Seahouses Reprise
- 33 - Home at Last
- 34 - Breakfast Plans
- 35 - Outstanding Bills
- 36 - Planning an Invasion
- 37 - Financial Rights
- 38 - New Beginnings
- 39 - Mile High
- 40 - Epilogue
Bonus - Melissa's Tale
22 - Xavier
Xavier trained the cross-hairs of the rifle-scope on Annie from his concealed position on the cliffs above Smuggler's Bay.

"Bang", he said, "you're dead". He tracked back and forth across the decks, frequently losing his target in the melee of excited children. "Where've you gone now?" He'd lost her again; probably gone back to the cabin ... what was in there he wondered. He tracked quickly from the fo'c's'le towards the cabin. "Ah, there you are", he had time, and she did have a very nice bum - which was currently filling his scope.

He raised the scope to her head. "Time to die", he murmured. Tracking slightly higher he pulled the trigger, then packed up the rifle and left. He didn't need to check the shot - he never missed.