Cast

Nathan Cassidy and Helen O'Stuart

And not forgetting the LBD!

(He has the hots for brunettes wearing jewellery, she has the hots for blondes in swim-wear. They are both wealth aspiration and have compatible star-signs, about the only area where they are incompatible is Outgoing - he's 1, she's 8. On a scale of 0 to 3 bolts, they rate each other somewhere above 4!)

Katheryn 'KitKat' O'Mally

Her nick-name comes from a certain dividable, chocolate coated, wafer snack - as in "Have a break, have a KitKat". When he was a rookie traffic cop, her husband would come home for his breaks ... this probably explains why they have ten children.

Natasha and Natalie Cassidy

The not-so-ugly sisters.

The Parents

Wes and Freya Cassidy with Zoe Stuart and Kieran O'Mally - specifically NOT named in the story.

(As every parent knows you lose your name on the birth of your first child and only regain it when your youngest leaves home - in between you are 'Daddy', 'Dad', 'X's Dad' or 'the father of X'!)

Head and Students

Bouncers and Cops and Clubbers

(The very observant will have noted that the three cops were initially under-cover in the club's entry queue.)

(Apologies to the DJ, I just couldn't find him in the mass of down-townies!)

Customers

(Apologies to the checkout operator, I just couldn't find him in the mass of down-townies either!)

Mannequins

Created in CAS and imaginatively called TF, CF and AF!